“I’m ready to die again,” said Michelle
as she comes from behind the screen.
“Okay,” said Agent #2, “Please climb
up this ladder to this tank here and sit on the platform above the water.”
“How exactly will this electrocute
me?” asked Michelle.
“There is electric wiring in the tank
once it is turned on the water will become dangerous to the human touch and
then a button will be pressed and you will fall in and immediately will be
electrocuted. Understand?” asked Agent #1.
“Yes,” said Michelle, “I believe I
do.”
“Good,” said Agent #1.
Michelle nervously climbs the ladder
up to the platform above the tank. Seconds later she was falling into the water
with activated electric wires inside killing her instantly. They drained the
tank and removed her body and laid it on the same table they had in previous
months.
“Dear Diary,” wrote Michelle, “Just
recently I experience what it was like to be electrocuted to death. It was not
fun. I don’t think dying is fun. But now I’ve died three different ways and the
only good thing from this is I can’t die from being shot, stabbed, or
electrocuted. Next month I believe they are going to hang me. I doubt that will
be a lot of fun. I just wish there was something easier I could do to secure my
future instead of dying so many different ways so I can become ‘queen of the
vampires’ and kill someone else who is a queen. Well that is all I have to
say.”
She stops writing and puts away her
diary. She then heads out to her cave.
“Dear Diary,” wrote Michelle,
“Pretty soon it will be time for me to die again. This time by being hung. But
that is not why I’m writing. It is Halloween and since I’m still a kid. I think
people are forgetting that part for some reason, I’m going trick or treating
tonight. And I have the perfect costume to wear. I’m going as a Vampire Queen.
Well to explain that, my clan wants to have a Halloween Party where we invite
people come into the cave for some old fashion scary fun. Well they are also concern
about me I think and since I’m dying once a month they want to make sure I
remain queen by increasing my numbers. So they plan on serving my blood mixed
with the fruit punch making it definite than if the guests were to die they
would become vampires and members of my clan. I like that idea. I don’t know
why but I do. Also, I haven’t been hunting and slaying vampires here lately.
That’s another thing I don’t know why about. I enjoy slaying vampires as in I
really enjoy it but I’m kind of one myself. Only I’m still alive and still
human so I’m not an undead vampire but I’m what they call a day-walker. It
doesn’t matter. I am what I am and I’ve accepted that. Well I guess I better
get down to the cave and enjoy the Halloween party.
“Dear Diary,” writes Michelle, “Well
it’s happened again since my last entry. Well twice actually. Okay, Let me go
down the list: Shot- check; Stabbed-check; electrocuted-check; hanged- check
and finally Drowned checked. That last one was the easiest to do actually. Well
I think I only have three or four months of this to go before I’m ready start
fighting Queen Victoria and beat her. I wonder if she’s aware what they are
planning this time. Well that’s it. Oh and a Merry Christmas.”
“Well you only have two more ways
left to die,” said Agent #1, “are you ready?”
“Yeah,” said Michelle, “I am ready.”
“Are you sure?” asked Agent #2,
“This is going to be one of the meanest forms of killing you we will perform.”
“What exactly are you going to do?”
asked Michelle.
“See that window over there,” said
Agent #1.
“Yeah?” asked Michelle, “what about
it?”
“We’re going to throw you out of
it,” said Agent #2.
“But my bones will break when I land
on the ground,” said Michelle.
“Yes, and the impact will be what
kills you,” said Agent #1, “but on the bright side when you wake up in 12 hours
you will never have to worry about broken bones again.”
“Okay,” said Michelle, “if you say
so.”
They lead her to the window and
instruct her to sit on the window sill with her legs hanging over on the
outside.
“Are you ready?” asked Agent #2.
“Yes, I am,” said Michelle.
“Well then,” said Agent #1, “push
her off.”
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